1. Kylie’s deliveries, including a single carrot
Estimate: $10,000 annually
When you’re the “youngest self-made billionaire,” according to Forbes, you don’t stand in line at the grocery store.
Delivery service Postmates says Kylie racked up a series of strange records during her 2018 spending sprees. That includes making the most orders within a 10-minute window, for a six-pack of ice cream sandwiches, followed by several orders for penne bolognese, Mexican food and an “Impossible Burger” from Umami Burger.
Kylie’s most expensive order was a single bottle of Don Julio Añejo 1942 tequila, clocking in at $206.60.
Her cheapest? A bottle of Smartwater and a single carrot.
2. Kendall’s slouchy couch
Another entry into the “Kardashians versus functional housewares” collection is Kendall Jenner’s woven couch.
While it looks like a bunch of plushy snakes got tangled into a pile, apparently you can indeed sit on this statement piece. The luxury storefront Edra calls the couch “the Boa,” a type of “large woven nest.”
According to Glamour, Jenner bought the couch for $52,000 and praised its “groovy navy with purple shimmer” colorway on her blog.
3. Rumor: Kim and Kanye’s gold-plated toilet seats
Talk about flushing money down the drain.
“It has been revealed,” the Daily Mail tabloid reported in 2013, that Kim and Kanye bought no fewer than four golden thrones for their Bel Air mansion.
No source was provided, but that price would be a drop in the bucket compared to the cost of the $11 million home.
4. Kylie’s Fendi stroller
Traveling in style is essential for the Kardashians — even if they can’t walk yet.
In 2018, Kylie strolled about Calabasas, California, with her newborn Stormi Webster in a Fendi stroller to get her rolling down the path of excess.
That particular stroller no longer appears on Fendi’s website, but Teen Vogue reports that the designer pram cost $12,500.
Not to be outdone, Kylie matched her daughter’s wheels with a Fendi outfit of her own.
5. Kim’s barely-there basins
When Kim Kardashian took to Instagram to document her bathroom in April 2019, something was curiously missing.
Oversized bathtub, check. Hardwood floors, check. Decadent floor-to-ceiling windows, check.
But when it came to the sink, commenters were quick to call out the complete lack of a basin.
The faucet seemed to drip directly onto the flat countertop. But as it turns out, the sink partially designed by Kanye actually has a gentle slope and a slit for water to fall through.
It’s minimalist. You probably wouldn’t get it.
Tamara Day, host of HGTV’s Bargain Mansions, told People that the sink could cost at least $25,750.
6. Kris’ Louis Vuitton music box
When shopping for babies, most people stick to the cheaper end of the rack.
Of course you want the best for your tyke, but why pay a fortune for a toy that will end up broken, drooled upon or covered in mushy peas.
But if money is absolutely no issue, you can splurge on your kids like grandmother Kris.
The Jenner matriarch got a Louis Vuitton music box (retail price: $3,650) for her granddaughter, Chicago.
7. Kim’s secondhand Cartier watch
The Kardashian house(s) surely hold many one-of-a-kind items, but Kim’s Cartier Tank watch is even more special.
Kim won the watch at auction, paying a staggering $379,500. While it’s a beautiful timepiece, the cost comes from the fact that the previous owner was none other than Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.
It makes sense that Kim would want a memento from the fashionable first lady; she’s such a fan that she even appeared in Jackie O's image in a photo shoot.
8. Kanye's hair cuts
Estimate: $500 per day
I can’t pay $30 for a haircut without feeling like I’ve been grifted, so hearing that Kanye West reportedly spends $500 on daily trims makes my knees weak.
But, as they say, when you look good, you feel good.
Rihanna’s father Ronald Fenty told Britain’s Heat magazine that Kanye kept his personal hairstylist with him while they were on tour together.
Heat says Kanye even moved his barber from Chicago to New York to be with him. Now that’s loyalty.
9. Kim’s Birkin diaper bag
Just because you’re rich doesn’t mean practicality goes out the window.
Perhaps in an effort to recycle, Kim Kardashian revealed that one of her oldest luxury handbags doubled as a diaper bag for her son, Saint.
“It was the first Birkin bag that I ever bought,” Kardashian revealed on her app in 2017. “When I got pregnant I was like, ‘Perfect! I’ll use it as a diaper bag.’”
The bag is rumored to cost up to $23,000.
10. Kendall Jenner’s brass bathtub
After outfitting her bathroom with marble sinks and vintage copper light fixtures, Jenner needed something special to anchor the room.
How about a bathtub that gleams like the sun?
The covergirl’s glitzy bathroom was made public in a tour for Architectural Digest. Jenner told the magazine, “I get a lot of love for my gold tub,” though the publication states the item is actually made of brass.
Catchpole and Rye, the brand behind the tub, says its brass baths start at $6,500.
11. The Kardashian-West wedding table
Estimate: Tens of thousands
Among all the extravagant features of the 2014 Kardashian-West wedding — rehearsal dinner in the Palace of Versailles, guests flown in on private jets — the strangest might be the postnuptial dinner table.
According to Vogue Australia, 200 wedding guests were stationed around a 70-meter long table made from Carrara marble.
That’s obviously not luxe enough for the celebrity couple, as the seating arrangement was then engraved in 24-carat gold right on the surface of the table.
It’s unknown how much the table cost — it was reportedly a gift from a wealthy Italian stonemason — but considering Carrara marble clocks in at about $40 per square foot, the price tag for a 70-meter surface would be at least in the tens of thousands.
12. Khloe’s balloon budget
For the Kardashians, it’s never too early to start spoiling your kids. Khloe Kardashian threw a massive birthday bash for her 1-year-old daughter True in 2019.
We’re sure the gifts, entertainment and food were luxurious, but we know for a fact the decorations were over the top. The outdoor event was swarming in pastel balloons of various sizes.
Speaking to People, All About Balloons CEO Caity Byrne said an installation of that size likely contained 2,000 balloons and came with a price tag around $8,500.
13. Rumor: Kim and Kanye’s blinged-out fridge
Form was just as important as function when this power couple was decking out its Bel Air mansion.
Without citing a source, the Daily Mail says Kimye bought a fridge freezer encrusted with Swarovski crystals for their kitchen, in addition to almost $1 million worth of Electrolux appliances.
Though it’s unclear where the fridge would have come from, European appliance maker Gorenje created a limited edition fridge studded with 26,000 Swarovski crystals.
14. Rob Kardashian’s Postmates bill
Estimate: “Like $13,000” in one month
What to expect when you’re expecting: one big grocery bill.
In a 2016 Facebook Live interview, Rob Kardashian revealed that he spent about $13,000 on Postmates for his pregnant wife — in one month.
At first, the expecting Blac Chyna denied any pregnancy cravings, but then her obsession with Philly cheesesteaks and P.F. Chang’s came to light.
When Kardashian revealed just how much he spent on her food orders, she hastily requested that he put the app on her phone, too.
Good thinking, Chyna: Cut out the middleman.
15. Kim and Kanye’s baby crib
Babies have no concept of wealth or luxury, but that didn’t stop Kim and Kanye from buying Chicago West, their third bundle of joy, an elaborate see-through crib.
Nursery Works prices the Vetro crib at $5,000.
In a rare show of frugality, Kim revealed to Architectural Digest that the crib was a hand-me-down that was also used by big sister North and big brother Saint.
16. Little Mason’s Versace jacket
Grandparents love to spoil their grandchildren, but it’s a bit more difficult when you’re a Kardashian-Jenner.
In an Instagram story, Kourtney Kardashian’s son Mason appears in a Versace puffer jacket, courtesy of his grandmother, Kris.
The gaudy item comes with head-turning gold floral filigree and retailed for about $3,125, according to People.
Hopefully, Kris got it sized up so Mason can get at least a few years out of it.
17. Kylie’s 21st birthday blowout
Well, you only turn 21 once.
According to InStyle, Kylie Jenner’s birthday party featured a ball pit, performances by Travis Scott and Dave Chappelle, a dramatic outfit change and more.
The Martin Katz ring she wore was rumored to cost $148,000.
All accounted for, the makeup mogul’s birthday bash would cost around $345,000 by InStyle’s estimate.
18. Kanye West’s spacious plane rides
Estimate: $50,000 per hour
Private jets are an obscene luxury that most millionaires cannot afford. Meanwhile, Kim and Kanye are flying around on a private double-decker 747 that can hold hundreds.
In a 2018 Instagram story, Kim gave a firsthand tour of Kanye’s “floating office” and gushed about its “endless” amenities. The celebrity couple even invited their personal trainer along for a ride, since there was ample space to exercise.
There’s some speculation that the ride may have been a gift. If Kim and Kanye were footing the bill, the CEO of Private Jet Services told Forbes, it may have cost $50,000 per hour.