Blue-collar work like plumbing may not seem glamorous, but mocking someone for it isn’t always a smart move, as ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel recently learned.
During his show on March 24, Kimmel took a swipe at newly sworn-in Department of Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin, zeroing in on his past work as a plumber (1).
“He [Mullin] is the now-former senator of Oklahoma. Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was a low-level MMA fighter and a plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now,” Kimmel joked, drawing laughter and applause from the audience. “It worked for Super Mario. Why not Markwayne?”
Mullin’s background in plumbing, however, is more than just a punchline.
At just 20 years old, after his father fell ill, Mullin and his wife put their studies on hold to take over the family business, Mullin Plumbing. Over the next 25 years, they grew it into the largest service company in the region, according to his official Department of Homeland Security bio (2).
But Kimmel didn’t stop there, continuing the bit by suggesting a way for President Trump to “have more fun” with the pick.
“Honestly, if Trump is going to keep picking these unqualified people to run the department, why not have more fun with it?” said Kimmel. “I mean, next time instead of Markwayne, how about Lil Wayne for Homeland Security? At least we can get a concert out of it, right?"
The audience erupted in laughter again, but outside the studio, the reaction was far less amused. Sen. Cynthia Lummis didn’t mince words, calling it “shameful” for Hollywood figures to show disdain toward working-class Americans.
“The disdain for which the Democrats and Hollywood elites have for working class Americans — and folks who step up to do important jobs for their country — is shameful,” Lummis wrote on X (3).
Sen. Ted Cruz struck a lighter but pointed tone, saying (4): “I prefer plumbers to woke and unfunny comedians.”
Rep. Mike Collins echoed the sentiment, arguing that blue-collar workers remain the backbone of the country.
“The elites too often look down their noses at blue collar, middle America,” he posted on X (5). “They try to demean a man by calling him a plumber. As if plumbing is something to be ashamed of or is somehow a lesser profession than a court jester turning tricks on late night commentary (comedy is dead).
Independent journalist Dom Lucre added (6): “Many Americans feel it was tasteless to insult a job so relatable.”
The blunt reality is that blue-collar work remains a cornerstone of the U.S. economy, yet it’s often overlooked. According to Pew Research Center, blue-collar jobs make up about 27% of the nation’s workforce (6).
Industries like construction, plumbing, transportation and manufacturing employ tens of millions of Americans and form the backbone of the country’s infrastructure — from building homes and roads to maintaining essential services.
In many cases, skilled trades don’t just keep the country running — they can also provide strong, stable incomes, often without the burden of hefty student debt.
But whether you’re working with your hands or behind a desk, one thing remains true: income alone doesn’t build wealth. What matters is how you put that money to work.
How a Vermont Janitor built an $8 million fortune
Being a janitor isn’t typically seen as a lucrative job. That’s why it stunned many people when Ronald Read, a retired gas station attendant and janitor in Vermont, passed away in 2015 and left behind an estate worth roughly $8 million.
How did he do it? Through a combination of frugality and long-term investing.
Read was known for living well below his means. Friends recalled him driving a used car and using safety pins to hold together his worn-out coat. As one neighbor put it, “I’m sure if he earned $50 in a week, he probably invested $40 of it.”
After he passed away, The Wall Street Journal analyzed Read’s portfolio and found that many of his holdings were in blue-chip companies he had owned for years — in some cases, decades — allowing his investments to compound significantly over time.
It’s a strategy long championed by investing legend Warren Buffett: buying high-quality companies and holding them for the long haul. And importantly, you don’t necessarily need to pick individual winners to build wealth this way.
“In my view, for most people, the best thing to do is own the S&P 500 index fund,” Buffett famously stated (7). This approach gives investors exposure to 500 of America’s largest companies across a wide range of industries, providing instant diversification without the need for constant monitoring or active trading.
The beauty of this approach is its accessibility — anyone, regardless of wealth, can take advantage of it. Even small amounts can grow over time with tools like Acorns, a popular app that automatically invests your spare change.
Signing up for Acorns takes just minutes: link your cards, and Acorns will round up each purchase to the nearest dollar, investing the difference — your spare change — into a diversified portfolio.
With Acorns, you can invest in an S&P 500 ETF with as little as $5 — and, if you sign up today with a recurring investment, Acorns will add a $20 bonus to help you begin your investment journey.
For investors interested in individual stocks, platforms like Moby aim to simplify the process. Their team of former hedge fund analysts does the heavy lifting — breaking down the market, flagging quality stocks and making the research easy to digest.
In fact, across nearly 400 stock picks over the past four years, Moby’s recommendations have beaten the S&P 500 by almost 12% on average. Their research keeps you up to the minute on market shifts and takes the guesswork out of choosing investments.
Plus, Moby’s reports are easy to understand for beginners, so you can become a smarter investor in just five minutes.
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Build wealth like America’s elite
Beyond stocks, real estate has long been another cornerstone of wealth-building in America; it’s an asset class embraced by everyone from Hollywood celebrities to Washington politicians.
Kimmel himself owns an extensive portfolio of high-end properties — from beachfront homes to a hillside compound, and even a lodge for fly-fishing enthusiasts, according to Architectural Digest (8).
And he’s far from alone.
A 2021 Business Insider analysis found that 238 federal lawmakers — including 44 senators and 194 members of the House — were also landlords (9). A separate report from the nonprofit OpenSecrets suggested that members of Congress have invested more cash in real estate than any other industry (10).
Like stocks, real estate can be a long-term wealth-building asset, but it offers a key advantage: the potential for steady rental income. Rather than relying solely on price appreciation, high-quality properties can generate cash flow even in less favorable market conditions. Real estate has also historically been viewed as a hedge against inflation, as rents and property values often rise alongside the cost of living.
These days, you don’t need to buy a property outright — or have Hollywood-level wealth — to invest in real estate. Crowdfunding platforms like Mogul offer an easier way to get exposure to this income-generating asset class.
Mogul is a real estate investment platform offering fractional ownership in blue-chip rental properties, which gives investors monthly rental income, real-time appreciation and tax benefits — without the need for a hefty down payment or 3 A.M. tenant calls.
Founded by former Goldman Sachs real estate investors, the team hand-picks the top 1% of single-family rental homes nationwide for you. In other words, you gain access to institutional-quality offerings for a fraction of the usual cost.
Each property undergoes a rigorous vetting process, requiring a minimum 12% return even in downside scenarios. Across the board, the platform features an average annual IRR of 18.8%. Offerings often sell out in under three hours, with investments typically ranging between $15,000 and $40,000 per property.
You can sign up for an account and then browse available properties here.
Another option is Lightstone DIRECT, which offers accredited investors access to institutional-quality multifamily and industrial real estate — with a minimum investment of $100,000.
Founded in 1986 by David Lichtenstein, Lightstone Group is one of the largest privately held real estate investment firms in the U.S., with more than $12 billion in assets under management.
Over nearly-four decades, their team has delivered strong, risk-adjusted performance across multiple market cycles — including a 27.6% historical net IRR and a 2.54x historical net equity multiple on realized investments since 2004.
With Lightstone DIRECT, you gain access to the same multifamily and industrial deals Lightstone pursues with its own capital.
Here’s the kicker: Lightstone invests at least 20% of its own capital in every deal — roughly four times the industry average. With skin in the game, the firm ensures its interests are directly aligned with those of its investors.
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Jimmy Kimmel Live/YouTube (1); Department of Homeland Security (2); Senator Cynthia Lummis/X (3); Senator Ted Cruz/X (4); Dom Lucre/X (5); Pew Research Center (6); CNBC Make It (7); Architectural Digest (8); Business Insider (9); OpenSecrets (10).
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Jing is an investment reporter for MoneyWise. He is an avid advocate of investing for passive income. Despite the ups and downs he’s been through with the markets, Jing believes that you can generate a steadily increasing income stream by investing in high quality companies.
